I categorically welcome you! Today we will talk about “Two torn towers”, created by the company Gaijin in close cooperation with Dmitry “Goblin” Puchkov. The main type of company Gaijin – Development of computer games, and citizens have long been in the market. “Haizins” began with the TV game for Western television channels, and today there are a variety of projects in their portfolio-from the Boomer shooting room (also, by the way, having the subtitle “Torn Towers”), which is categorically not recommended to buy, until the slasher “On-Blade”, Who got in his improved version already to the consoles and published already in Japan.

Dmitry Puchkov the same person is such that in a word his work cannot be described. On the one hand, there is a translator, on the other, the author of several books of different thematic orientations and documentary “Truth about the Ninth Roth”. With the third – the main ideologist of the Tsynic RPG “Dunights of the Dungeons”, participated in the localization of Serious Sam: The Second Encouter … In general, Dmitry has long been engaged in computer games.

Action “Two torn towers” It takes place in the caricature world, formed on the fertile grounds of parody translations of the Lord of the Rings – film trilogy created under the guidance Peter Jackson. Frodo Torbins-one of the main characters-mutated in Fedor Parkin, Elf Legolas-in the mega-shooter of Logovaz. The characters are for nothing that they are not on the movie screens, look for material values, regularly offend each other, but on the way with a battle they free villages and villages captured by (y) RAKS.

IN “Two torn towers” Another mutation happened to the heroes – now they are much more reminiscent of the characters that appeared in a parody translation. Logovaz tried to become more feminine, Fedor joined the subculture “Emo”, and the obsolete Senya Ganjubas hung up with dishes and addicted to psychotropic substances. Or vice versa – so it is even more logical.

The game is divided into epizod levels showing the brightest moments from the adventures of the heroes. The battle for Izengrad, the defense of the stadium with elements of hard football, a tour of the Wonder Wonderland in the representation of Fedor Parkin – almost every time the environment changes, then depressed with depressive landscapes, then delighting with sally on balalaika and bright colors. Before leaving for a place, by the https://richobo.com/yelp/pgs/gamblingdatauk-industry-analysis-casino-reviews-and-strategic-insights-for-players.html way, you need to choose a hero from the available-everyone fights in his own way. Someone shoots from two pistols, someone is working hard with a saber, and someone throws a hat effectively. Heroes are galloping cheerfully, on occasion they can use a service short barrel, and in the case of the environment – conduct a supervisor.

At first, everything is very fun. Levels are constantly pleasing with interesting finds-they will give a powerful mega-gun of omnipotence in their hands, turn on peppy music behind the scenes and let crowds of mutants for amusement, then they will sit for the air defense gun-to fight off the hut winged machines. Often a voice sounds behind the frame Dmitry Puchkov, telling the background of the conflict and simply interesting facts from the life of heroes.

Music, it is worth noting, is so good that it even hides the shortcomings of the action-part-sometimes motives sound so fervently that you involuntarily begin to stash in the rhythm. However, having heard the melody of the tenth about once, you can get used to.

And then the euphoria from the local interweaving of corporate humor and fervent action passes quite quickly. Closer to the final, interesting situations are increasingly throwing up less and less, giving out tasks in the style of “Run from point“ A ”to the point“ Be ”, simultaneously crumbs of adversaries” and “Break so many moonshine devices”. Gradually overtakes boredom – it seems to be explosions and jokes, and one desire is to find out what was prepared there in the finale. Well, and still listen to monologues Dmitry Puchkov, Interesting with an interesting syllable.

Joke in “Two torn towers” Funny, but specific. That is, if not to know at least the storyline of funny translations from the goblin, then the meaning of part of the jokes is inevitably lost behind a simple misunderstanding of what is happening. For fans, remembering what happened with the secret plot of hemp in the second film – expanse. Here for them there are even direct quotes from funny translations.

IN “Two torn towers” Heroes lend themselves to pumping: after passing the next mission, the game will calculate the number of collected gold coins (usually fall out of the opponents and lie in chests), reward for a good execution of the combo, and then, if enough, will give out a special ring that can be spent on the possibility, say, say, saydo not one, but two marigles.

They also give out new weapons, but already when receiving the right number of medals – the local version of “game achievements”. Say, the medal “Cleaning the Ship of the Aliens” is issued for, we quote, “exorbitant survivability and resourcefulness in the fight against alien monsters”.

And yes, each of the eight heroes pumps separately and has 16 slots for rings and 3 weapons options. This means that for complete pumping of characters you need to earn as many as 128 rings and 72 medals. UV.

The action breaks out is not that in the most interesting place, but extremely unexpectedly. It seems that only three minutes ago he fought with an interesting boss, and then the ending, and rather crumpled – several farewell phrases and a small video. Today, they say, all. Until new meetings. It seems that the game had just fun, but here she needed somewhere.

Summing up: the “two torn towers” ​​are very pleasing with signature humor, parodies, excellent music and interesting finds. Much less pleasing – not brought to mind with action and schematic. Not pleasing at all – a lubricated ending.

The decision to buy is strictly recommended to take it on your own.

Today – all!

Until new meetings!

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*Skillfully plays on camera*
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*The screen is darkened*

P.S. We also met an interesting bug – some time after the launch the game hung, continuing, however, to reproduce audio. To get the system out of a suspended state, I had to press on “Reset”. That this is an individual incompatibility (the one who has encountered, however, on two computers), the error of the engine or protection of Starforce? Unknown. There is no patch yet.

Pros: Dmitry’s corporate humor “Goblin” Puchkov;Great music.
Cons: the action annoying over time;By the finale, the game becomes more schematical.